Bestseller!

In 1987, one of the greatest movies ever made was released. The action/thriller John Flynn-directed movie, Best Seller. It's such an awesome film. It stars James Woods as "Cleve", the mob assassin, and Brian Dennehy plays "Dennis Meecham", retired cop turned best-selling author. C'mon! It's a recipe for awesomeness. A hired assassin. A cop turned author. Together, they're rewriting the rulebook on the Mob!

Bestseller is also a term for a book that's identified as extremely popular by its inclusion on lists of currently top-selling titles that are based on publishing industry and book trade figures and published by newspapers, magazines, or bookstore chains.

I mean who hasn't heard about Sarah Palin's best-selling book? A hired ghost writer. A failed VP candidate turned half-term governor. Together, they're rewriting recent history. No, seriously. They are. There's a bunch of fact-checkers and stuff.
And most Twin Cities dwellers have probably already seen this week's cover of our very own City Pages magazine. Bat-shit crazy Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann graces the issue's cover because inside is an interview with her. Well, sort of... I mean she provides written responses to questions that were emailed to her because she refused the reporter's request for a live interview. Bachmann's people called it a "hit piece" on her, but trust me when I say City Pages is a friend of "real conservatives" everywhere... especially wayward Republican senators just passing through town. Of course I might be referring to the ads in the back of the magazine offering discrete encounters with drug- and disease-free male escorts. Or not. Michele Bachmann - If words could kill, then she'd be guilty of mass murder!
Of course, you could also manipulate your way onto a best seller list by having your friends purchase tens of thousands of your book at wholesale and then offer the book at $24 off the cover price as an "incentive" to buy a year's subscription to NewsMax! So, apparently you don't have to sell all your books to "real Americans" to make it onto a best seller list. But I know what you're saying, "So, Bogey... if it's so easy, why don't YOU do it?" Maybe I will... maybe I will. Writing a book is easy. Writing a best seller requires a dog's point of view.

Home 4 the Holidays

It's that time of the year again. I can feel it. There's a chill in the air. Talk of a Black Friday runs rampant. The president is criticized for "dithering" after he declares he wants to explore all his options before actually pardoning the National Thanksgiving Turkey. And very soon you'll be questioning your very own sanity as you sit at a table asking yourself, "Why am I here?" It happens each year, and every year you make the same promise of "never again" to yourself. Before you know it, a year has passed, and you begin to feel it. There's a chill in the air. Talk of a Black Friday runs rampant. The president is criticized for continuing to explore options. And you find yourself seated right back at that same table - surrounded by those same people - while you sit (hopefully clutching a beer or glass of wine) asking yourself, "Why am I here?"

Lucky for me, I look forward to Thanksgiving because I'm off to SoDak. South Dakota - the only state in the union where the state bird is allowed to run a tab at any tavern. Anyway, we're going on our annual visit to the headquarters of Thullner Family Farms. There's a rumor of a freshly made batch of little piglets for Claire to see. I assume the feral cat army that previously infiltrated the barnyard is still in great numbers; therefore, I'll probably stay in the house the entire weekend. Seriously. Those cats are downright mean! Momma will probably take Claire to town to visit friends, while Stew stays back because Grandpa wants his computer fixed and somehow equates "a guy that sold high quality furniture at a modest price" to "computer technician". Then after Stew successfully executes the tricky Ctrl-Alt-Delete and click "restart" maneuver he learned from a PC tech ninja, Grandpa rewards Stew by taking him for a couple cold beers at The Watering Hole in luxurious downtown Herried, SoDak. South Dakota - the only state in the union that serves its state bird for Thanksgiving dinner.

IAMS HOME 4 THE HOLIDAYS


I'm once again working for one of the world's most successful pet adoption drives, Iams Home 4 the Holidays (IH4TH). This year's goal is to place at least 1.5 million shelter dogs, cats and other pets in loving and happy homes over the holiday season (until January 4, 2010).

Campaign organizers are working with animal bloggers from around the world to get the message out about pet adoption and the IH4TH.com drive. Last year, the program’s goal of helping 1 million pets get adopted within three months was outdone when 1,202,701 pets were placed in homes — including Rumi, adopted by two-time Academy Award® winner and 2009 celebrity ambassador Hilary Swank. So, apparently, I've been passed over yet again as choice for celebrity ambassador... but watch for me in 2010!

As I think everyone knows, I am a Hurricane Katrina survivor. I, along with at least 10 other pups, was rescued from the front porch of a house surrounded by water. Then, along with 17 other mutts, I was loaded on a trailer bound for Minnesota. Two or three of my comrades didn't make it, but I was lucky. Here's a picture of me posing at the dog shelter where Stew and Momma came to meet me. And, yes, I agree that I'm the cutest puppy you've ever seen.
With nearly 8 million homeless animals in the U.S. today, and almost half scheduled to be euthanized this year alone, your support is needed now more than ever. You can help by adopting a pet this holiday season at IH4TH.com and receive a complimentary adoption kit to help with your new family member. Can’t adopt? Join the “Feed Pets in Need” program and help bring much needed food to your favorite IH4TH shelter by simply casting a vote at IH4TH.com.

Whatever you do, don't vacillate! Take action now... otherwise, you might find Dick Cheney on your doorstep snarling at you for dithering. And you know Liz Cheney won't be far behind. Yikes!

It's nothing!

Despite my fear of losing this blog's four faithful readers who are more interested in Claire and less interested in my political leanings, I'm going to continue my lovefest for Jon Stewart by showing a clip from last night's show. So I'm not blogging about Claire and our trip to Florida just yet. I guess you'll have to excuse my dithering. Dithering. Isn't that a funny word... and very popular all of a sudden. Anyway, I've also been racking my brain for the past year just trying to pin down exactly what it is that makes my ears bleed whenever I hear Sarah Palin speak while this same enigma somehow produces raging boners within the Teabagger community. Well, once again, Jon Stewart provided some enlightenment. It's the nothingness...

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Jon Stewart's guest last night was El Lou Diablo (aka Lou Dobbs). If you've got a free 15 minutes, then I urge you to go HERE and find the 3-part interview... it was quite good.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go prepare Claire for her Tumble Bugs class.